@IsThisUsernameTaken has already been viciously attacked by one, who knows when another will strike? It was not ten minutes ago that I walked by my own seemingly innocent couch. I wonder what murderous thoughts were running through the fiber of its being? I wonder how many moments I have been inches away from my own cushioned death? Folks this is serious, and I think we need to open a dialogue about removing these ill-conceived inventions out of our home and countries. The time is now!