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I've been planning a Christening for my daughters, and I'm running into a fucking roadblock with every step.

the word 'GodParent' is considered an insult to me, because everyone is fucking asking.

Im thankful for the Gays I'm friends with, who are more than willing to go out of their way to help (I swear, nothing attracts Gays like babies)

just needed to vent.

I quit smoking 24days ago, and im about to start right back up. But I have a drug test on Monday for a new position in the courthouse and Its all that's keeping me sane.

Have a drink for me. Please.

I've been planning a Christening for my daughters, and I'm running into a fucking roadblock with every step. the word 'GodParent' is considered an insult to me, because everyone is fucking asking. Im thankful for the Gays I'm friends with, who are more than willing to go out of their way to help (I swear, nothing attracts Gays like babies) just needed to vent. ~~*I quit smoking 24days ago, and im about to start right back up. But I have a drug test on Monday for a new position in the courthouse and Its all that's keeping me sane.*~~ Have a drink for me. Please.

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[–] doggone 1 points (+1|-0)

A Christening can be a time to settle old differences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zs61pakiIY
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

that made me laugh so hard. Im sicilian, and my friend and I came up with some puns for the big day.

Im just having issues with the reception

and the cake and the guestlist

AND STAMPS. OH MY GOD. $60 FOR A PACK OF STAMPS.

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