Woke up, went to pick up a pair of headphones and take them downstairs. A bolt of electricity shot from the end of my thumb to the headphones before I could pick them up, followed by a massive noise. I assume it struck the roof directly above me or something, I'll check it later to see if there's any damage.
The tip of my thumb is numb, and half of my hand feels like I have pins and needles.
This sounds exactly like an 80's commercial for walkman... Or the into to an awful 80's hair metal video, have you started teasing your hair and wearing women's clothes yet?