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Woke up, went to pick up a pair of headphones and take them downstairs. A bolt of electricity shot from the end of my thumb to the headphones before I could pick them up, followed by a massive noise. I assume it struck the roof directly above me or something, I'll check it later to see if there's any damage.

The tip of my thumb is numb, and half of my hand feels like I have pins and needles.

Woke up, went to pick up a pair of headphones and take them downstairs. A bolt of electricity shot from the end of my thumb to the headphones before I could pick them up, followed by a massive noise. I assume it struck the roof directly above me or something, I'll check it later to see if there's any damage. The tip of my thumb is numb, and half of my hand feels like I have pins and needles.

21 comments

[–] [Deleted] 8 points (+8|-0)

Go to the doctor.

[–] PMYA [OP] 10 points (+10|-0)

But what if they try and take my superpowers away?

[–] [Deleted] 8 points (+8|-0)

i dont know about you but my superpowers arent so fragile that doctors could just take them away. that is unless they know my one weakness.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 8 points (+8|-0)

Shit man, who needs coffee when you have that sort of wake up?

Glad to hear you're okay. Hopefully you're computer and other electronics survived. (Assuming you didn't post this from there.

[–] xyzzy 5 points (+5|-0)

Are your headphones okay?

[–] PMYA [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

I actually forgot to check them. They're one of my shitty spare pairs anyway, so it wouldn't be the end of the world if they're broken.

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

Be thankful you weren't trying to pick up your headphones with your penis

[–] Justintoxicated 3 points (+3|-0)

This sounds exactly like an 80's commercial for walkman... Or the into to an awful 80's hair metal video, have you started teasing your hair and wearing women's clothes yet?

[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

Holy crap ... I don't know how many times I've accused someone of having a 'short between the headsets' ... thankfully you didn't make that statement come true! Consider it a lucky day and hopefully all is well.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

if you can go on the internet and make a post before seeking medical attention, you're fine.

trust me, im a doctor.