If you're over 30 and still wear cotton candy perfume, please reevaluate your life choices

I was out riding (motorbikes) with my tight crew the other weekend. We stopped for a break after some particularly wild twisties (fast cornering) followed by demonstrating our superiority to the rest of the world (terrorising pedestrians). Suddenly I could smell a heavenly blend of tropical fruits in the air, and looked around for the gaggle of pubescent teenage hotties in lip balm and glitter. But nope, if was my riding partner-in-crime for lo these many seasons, sucking down hard on his vape filled with Pineapple-Passion Fruit Delight. "Killer!" I cried "Nooooooooooooo"

Stripper perfume will stink your clothes up so bad you need oxyclean and detergent.

its not perfume, its my vape pen.

I just love judging people on trivialities such as this.

Perfume? Don't wear that shit period. They always make the women's scents too potent, to the point of being nauseating. I'd much rather smell body spray or cologne.

Do you need feel you require a safe space?