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[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

No sparklers? Lame.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Sparklers.......the fuck you talking about Willis?

I have multiple canister mortars, a fucking Roman candle that would make Joe Dirt nut himself, and YOU bring up sparklers?

(Yeah I got some of those 5ft long sparklers)

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

I liked sparklers when I was a kid, and when I wasn't busy making WD-40 flame throwers

[–] chmod 2 points (+2|-0)
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I love the little 16 shooter on top of the other launchers. Please tell me you won't move it.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Shit I ain't pro at this just like to make a mess I can hit the mower with the next day.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 0 points (+0|-0)

About 10 years ago I got to attend a 4th of July party thrown by a rather wealthy electrical engineer. He had assembled a finale that resembles yours. Although his was quite a bit larger and ended with a 100 mortar salute.

Although somewhere about 88-93 failed to make it out of the tube, making for a spectacular conclusion.

[–] chmod 1 points (+1|-0)

We went bigger this year.

https://imgtc.com/a/czUWPts

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 0 points (+0|-0)

I very much approve. This states firework laws really suck. It's nothing but fountains.

You'll have to live it up for me.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Where are the black snakes?

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I went to a fireworks store the size of a dollar general. Didn't go to a roadside stand.

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

I couldn't tell you the last time I even saw a place selling snakes. Lol

[–] E-werd 0 points (+0|-0)

Welcome back, haven't seen you in a little bit.

Don't blow off your digits, or anything else.

[–] DKeere 0 points (+0|-0)

I'm curious to see how many fires are burning here in Colorado by tomorrow morning. It's so fucking dry right now my kids caught my mulch on fire with a sparkler.

Going to run the sprinklers all day and have the chainsaw ready to go incase I have to start clearing trees to create a fire break.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

It is similar here in Oklahoma. Dry as a popcorn fart.

We are going to my parents and he is watering the yard all day. (He has a well)