Florida Man would have gone out into the middle of the street and cut his eyelids off to get them open, with a chainsaw, and then would have cauterized it with a Not-a-Flamethrower, all while smoking crack and doing bath salts. Oh, and be naked. Always is Florida Man naked.
Pffft. Up your game, Florida Woman.
Florida Man would have gone out into the middle of the street and cut his eyelids off to get them open, with a chainsaw, and then would have cauterized it with a Not-a-Flamethrower, all while smoking crack and doing bath salts. Oh, and be naked. Always is Florida Man naked.
Pffft. Up your game, Florida Woman.
Florida Man would have gone out into the middle of the street and cut his eyelids off to get them open, with a chainsaw, and then would have cauterized it with a Not-a-Flamethrower, all while smoking crack and doing bath salts. Oh, and be naked. Always is Florida Man naked.