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[–] cyclops1771 3 points (+3|-0)

Pffft. Up your game, Florida Woman.

Florida Man would have gone out into the middle of the street and cut his eyelids off to get them open, with a chainsaw, and then would have cauterized it with a Not-a-Flamethrower, all while smoking crack and doing bath salts. Oh, and be naked. Always is Florida Man naked.