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What 47.27 got my wife and I for dinner. "Actual review I left on Google"

posted by Adhdferret on Whatever

Here is what I know....I don't expect much from a "bar" type of place that serves food as well, but this place is just the worse.

We walked in and it felt as if were were what was on the menu. A hush fell over the "locals" to which quite a few were staring at my wife and I, or could have been the flies.....still unsure.

I ordered tea "unsweetened" wife wanted a Corona, but she brought her expired ID....these things happen.

I get my tea and its taste resembles what the chemicals they are spraying on the field down the street. Yeah no tea flavor and a lemon that was about as dry as the atmosphere.

I get my salad that comes with two hunks of tomato, and carrot peelings that looked as if they were plucked from the trash can. Lettuce that should have been 75% off at Weis, and ranch in a to go cup as if to urge me that I was unwanted.

Then we got "D" fries that I have to admit were good. Thing is that when I asked the server what it was she promptly replied "that is "D" sauce". As if to imply that telling me would have blown the lid off of there market share.

Then we get our entrees. Mine was the Chicken Carbonara, and wife got Grilled Chicken with the precious D sauce.

There was no substance to the spaghetti cheese soup. Now I will give them credit as to the garlic toast, but you really can't mess that up. The chicken was about as dry as a popcorn fart, and tasted as if they pulled it from a jack links jerky wrapper.

The wife's fries were glistening with oil, and her coleslaw was more of a soup.

All in all this place was wretchedness. That is a word with many syllables too so I don't expect the server to whom I left 5 dollars cash as a tip when she should have got 4 pennies and a nickel as she nor the establishment was worth a dime!

Here is what I know....I don't expect much from a "bar" type of place that serves food as well, but this place is just the worse. We walked in and it felt as if were were what was on the menu. A hush fell over the "locals" to which quite a few were staring at my wife and I, or could have been the flies.....still unsure. I ordered tea "unsweetened" wife wanted a Corona, but she brought her expired ID....these things happen. I get my tea and its taste resembles what the chemicals they are spraying on the field down the street. Yeah no tea flavor and a lemon that was about as dry as the atmosphere. I get my salad that comes with two hunks of tomato, and carrot peelings that looked as if they were plucked from the trash can. Lettuce that should have been 75% off at Weis, and ranch in a to go cup as if to urge me that I was unwanted. Then we got "D" fries that I have to admit were good. Thing is that when I asked the server what it was she promptly replied "that is "D" sauce". As if to imply that telling me would have blown the lid off of there market share. Then we get our entrees. Mine was the Chicken Carbonara, and wife got Grilled Chicken with the precious D sauce. There was no substance to the spaghetti cheese soup. Now I will give them credit as to the garlic toast, but you really can't mess that up. The chicken was about as dry as a popcorn fart, and tasted as if they pulled it from a jack links jerky wrapper. The wife's fries were glistening with oil, and her coleslaw was more of a soup. All in all this place was wretchedness. That is a word with many syllables too so I don't expect the server to whom I left 5 dollars cash as a tip when she should have got 4 pennies and a nickel as she nor the establishment was worth a dime!

6 comments

[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

LOL - sounds like a place that Bar Rescue guy needs to help.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

No this place has one saving attribute. My body will process some of it and I may gain a tiny bit of nutrition, but by majority.....I will teach my toilet bowl a lesson it won't soon forget!

[–] CDanger 0 points (+0|-0)

Why did you leave a tip after a bad experience? If a tip is automatically given, it incentivizes bad behavior.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Because it isn't so much her fault as it was management.

[–] CDanger 0 points (+0|-0)

It's a difficult position. Hopefully the servers do the best that they can and move on to a better establishment. But as a consumer that is the only recourse available after eating there once and handing over my money; witholding the tip makes the establishment less attractive for the staff, and the competent ones will move to a better position thereby punishing the restaurant owner. It's not fair, but the world never is. I can understand why not everyone would think this is an appropriate way to handle the situation, however.

[–] Adhdferret [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I been down that road as not properly trained and I am somewhat empathetic ( new thing I am trying as oppsed to being such a dick). I know that in the long run her value within the world is that axe wound between her legs.

She was born in the same county she works in now and will die in it as well. Inbreeding with not so distant reletives. Walking around in flip flops pregnant in not so many years from now.

Meanwhile others that did leave and made lives outside of such a shithole will experience life.