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[–] jidlaph 1 points (+1|-0)

I fear our movement is consumed with broccoli hatred. We're so entrenched in the position of opposing broccoli that we forget our purpose: promoting Cabbage. Our rhetoric is so non-specific that I've seen one lost soul mistake the conflict as broccoli vs cauliflower.

Instead of whinging about broccoli's promotional successes, lettuce instead dig deeper into the research, finding proofs of cabbage's more enduring qualities over the fleeting and vainglorious perks of broccolish heathenism.