It is my right as an American to not give a single shit about this wedding nonsense.
I can't wait for the media to start reporting on actual world news again.
Well, there is the issue of him settling for being someones employee.
Well, there *is* the issue of him settling for being someones *employee*.
I don't have cable hooked up. But the news plays constantly in the break room at work. Every lunch break this week they've run a segment about it.