Muffins the cat was just having a furball of a time with his slightly darker than average black owner, Kunta.
Kunta and Muffins loved each other, they were the only things they needed in this world. Kunta grew up in da hood, in poverty and always at disadvantage because evil greedy white people gentrified his neighborhood.
Kunta was on the verge of suicide because there was no way out of da hood, and being a nice respectable black child he was never about to resort to a life of crime. He instead decided to end it all. One day while he was taking the laces off his Jays in order to strangle himself, Muffins the kitty meowed on his front porch.
That meow saved Kunta that day. Kunta looked deep into the abyss of Muffin's pupils, and it was there that he found true love. A sudden urge of optimism sprang forth from deep within Kunta's soul, reigniting his passion for life. Kunta and Muffins were best friends from that day on.
No sooner had this happened when @Mattvision and @pembo210 decided to take a left turn instead of a right turn, thereby leading them to Kunta's hood. Secretly pembo knew all along what he had planned.
You see, @pembo210 is a fucking racist. Want to know how I know?? Take a guess...
Thats right, phukkers, ITS BECAUSE HE'S WHITE! ERRBODY KNOW WHIPEPO ARE THE DEVIL!
I don't know why @Mattvision hangs around with this guy, because matt is fucking black as Kunta's mother, I've seen him on a video before drinking hot sauce. Crazy.
Anyways, pembo knew what he wanted to do. Gentrification wasn't good enough, he had to make sure all the nig-- excuse me all the black people were eradicated. And his first victim was Kunta and Muffins.
With a fiery gaze even Adolph would back away from, pembo210 ripped Muffins from the poor black boys arms and kamehameha'd the little puss all the way into the outside cylinder rings of the flat sun.
Oh you didn't know that the sun was flat too? Where the fuck have you been your whole life?
I can't continue anymore on this website knowing we are being led by a wolf in sheep's clothing. If there isn't a regime change around here soon, we could very well be seeing another exodus style event where we all join poal.co
At least on poal the admins tell the truth about who they really are...
please stop