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[–] Middle_Pillar 1 points (+1|-0)

Awesome. Before you know it you'll be constantly punched and whipped in the face by an over enthusiastic toddler.

[–] pmyb2 [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Well when my first two were born I learned that being woken up by a tiny person perfoming a flying leep knees first into your testicles is a way men can be woken up, I'm sure I can handle this one.