The first baby, thanks guys.

Awesome. Before you know it you'll be constantly punched and whipped in the face by an over enthusiastic toddler.

Well when my first two were born I learned that being woken up by a tiny person perfoming a flying leep knees first into your testicles is a way men can be woken up, I'm sure I can handle this one.

[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

Big congrats, PM ... only nineteen more years and you may be free again, then again, maybe not. Wish you and yours' the best!

[–] pmyb2 [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Nah I'm free now, what would I be without my kids, just some ass hole posting shit on the internet. Who wants to be that guy?

[–] Owlchemy 0 points (+0|-0)

Cool! Been there. done that ... I'm the same way, my kids are my greatest accomplishment, all the rest is just stuff. Anyway, again, congrats!

[–] KillBill 0 points (+0|-0)

What am I looking at?

[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

Looks like an ultrasound image. Black void in center is the sac in which the baby grows, the bigger white blob would be the baby.

[–] chmod 0 points (+0|-0)

Jesus, look at the size of the cock on that baby!

[–] pmyb2 [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I don't like to toot my own horn but you know it is my son.

[–] xyzzy 0 points (+0|-0)

The mother was listening to metal. That kid will turn out well.

The first baby, thanks guys.

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