They may deceit you. They may trick you. They may burden you.

posted by ohphukimintrouble on Whatever

But they will never take away the lettuce spirit that is in all of our hearts.

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[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

Lettuce is useless.

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[–] Middle_Pillar 1 points (+1|-0)

Lettuce in my garden is puny, pathetic right now. My cabbage, however are strong and viril. You best watch your tongue.

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[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Lettuce is at best a filler for far superior plants. The holy radish is the only vegetable I will place in my heart. Its spice will purify the unclear desires you speak of.

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They may deceit you. They may trick you. They may burden you.

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