Listen, please. I go take a nap, 14 hours later I wake up to find phuks just a hate-filled swamp. There's broccoli and cabbage thrown about the lobby. I even slipped on something and nearly broke my nose! Broccoli and that lettuce wannabe are both foods and deserve to be treated equally. I, personally, wouldn't touch either of them.
Somebody has covered the walls with graffiti that looks like Dali got hold of the phuks fox and twisted it out of kilter. I blame the drinking for that. The yelling and music all night long coming from /s/PaddysPub and /s/Cheers just, heck I don't know.
I'm going back to /s/OldPhuks and taking another nap.
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