Listen, please. I go take a nap, 14 hours later I wake up to find phuks just a hate-filled swamp. There's broccoli and cabbage thrown about the lobby. I even slipped on something and nearly broke my nose! Broccoli and that lettuce wannabe are both foods and deserve to be treated equally. I, personally, wouldn't touch either of them.
Somebody has covered the walls with graffiti that looks like Dali got hold of the phuks fox and twisted it out of kilter. I blame the drinking for that. The yelling and music all night long coming from /s/PaddysPub and /s/Cheers just, heck I don't know.
I'm going back to /s/OldPhuks and taking another nap.
You can thank a few key voat users for name-dropping phuks in every admin drama post over the last week. I assumed rules one and two of /b/ might have taught these old goats something after so many cycles of migration/infiltration/exodus, but maybe I'm being naive by assuming their benevolence.