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[–] Grammar-Rabbi 2 points (+2|-0)

Nah. My browser has multiple tabs. I think I might stay here and lurk for a while. Maybe post some stuff, see how it goes.

They have multiple tabs on computers now? I saw that they were working on something called windows but how does that work? It must be like having five different TV channels on at the same time.

[–] Grammar-Rabbi 2 points (+2|-0)

It's a similar concept to the multiple TV channels. On the newer models of personal computer, you just turn the dial (until you get past the static), squint, and you can kind of make out the boobs on the porn channel. Wait, what were we talking about?

Are you saying that there's porn on the internet? That's outrageous! Back in my day watching porn meant hiding behind some bushes near a beach and watching women take off their knee socks to wade into three feet of water while they were fully clothed.