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I'm not fat or a drunk but when I drink or eat too fast I get hiccups. Hiccups can eat shit and die.

I'm not fat or a drunk but when I drink or eat too fast I get hiccups. Hiccups can eat shit and die.

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Also, the cure is to hyperventilate and then hold your breath for as long as your possibly can. 60% of the time it works every time.