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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[HAPPY NEW YEAR!!](http://img12.deviantart.net/21db/i/2006/365/d/f/ginger_fox__happy_new_year_by_spongefox.png)

11 comments

[–] PMYA 4 points (+4|-0)

A mortar round?

I don't think that's New Year's celebrations pembo, you should run.

[–] pembo210 4 points (+4|-0)

Oh wait, im from 'merica in the south. 3inch Mortar fireworks can be bought at gas stations. It's literally harder to buy food because of grocery store hours. I can get beer and fireworks 24/7 during the holidays

[–] PMYA 2 points (+2|-0)

We have sparklers. But you can only hold them if you're wearing gloves, and then you need to immediately dispose of them in a bucket of water.

Celebrating the new year is nice, but safety first.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

What about hookers? Can't have a proper holiday without hookers.

[–] pembo210 2 points (+2|-0)

yeah, but that's a trip downtown, and they dont take credit cards, plus the cab ride back.. it's a mess