On the plus side, it makes this boring, unsugared cereal really good.
On the other hand, I guess its official now, I'm an old man.
corn flakes
>corn flakes
[Trying to stop masturbating, eh?](http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade)
What cereal were you eating, gramps? Bran flakes?