Essence of @PMYA's existence, in a nutshell

I also found a secret diary journal containing his innermost thoughts, read at your own peril - > Dick goes through my mind hourly, but normally when I do think about it, it's underneath a skirt. > A lot of people hate surprises, but I really enjoy them. So when that cute girl ends up being a cute boy, it's pretty exciting. > This is also vice versa. If there's a really hot boy, but they end up with a masculine vagina, then that's just as good as a feminine penis. > This is why I also hate the censorship laws in Japan. How can I masturbate to all these cute guys with their cute foreskin being rolled back by some milfs mouth if there's a black bar getting in the way of the best part? EDIT: A false write-in was included in previous versions. It has since been removed.