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I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

For would-be Evil Overlords, mandatory countdown timers are actually the worst thing ever invented by a human.

Heroes have a flair for doing things at the last minute, and giving them a timer showing them exactly when the last minute is is probably among the worst mistakes you can make. It's fifteenth on our list, after all.

So never use a timer. Ever. If the device needs one, have it explode much earlier than when it hits zero, as you will certainly kill more heroes with explosions this way.

> I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. For would-be Evil Overlords, mandatory countdown timers are actually the worst thing ever invented by a human. Heroes have a flair for doing things at the last minute, and giving them a timer showing them exactly _when_ the last minute _is_ is probably among the worst mistakes you can make. It's fifteenth on our list, after all. So never use a timer. Ever. If the device needs one, have it explode _much_ earlier than when it hits zero, as you will certainly kill more heroes with explosions this way.

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