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I have searched my house up and down and I cannot find it. I am beginning to wonder if it ever existed in the first place. I am pretty sure the universe is an illusion made purely to vex me in this instance.

posted by [Deleted] on Whatever

dont drink & stash.

dont drink & stash.

4 comments

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 2 points (+2|-0)

Get drunk again and you'll remember where you put it.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

wrong, maybe i'll try again tomorrow

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 2 points (+2|-0)

Third times the charm.

But at least you got drunk as a consolation prize.