Seriously, fuck exercising. I hate it.
I am not content unless I stuff my stomach. I love stuffing my stomach.
The only way I can be content with my calorie intake is if I look like shit and have health complications because of weight.
[Cool Whip you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmqJQ-nc_s)
You should talk to my brother/roommate. He eats literally a half to a full tub of Cool Whip every day (no joke), but still walks 4-9 miles most days. He's an absolute food addict but still manages to get out there. You and him probably have a lot in common, minus the moving part. He's a natural born fatty since he was 2.
I think you and him could actually discuss this, if you want I'll forward you to him. He's been working on it for decades.