I was walking down a bike path I often walk down, minding my own business when I approached a part with a fenced off community garden that makes the path narrower. Inside this narrower part, I see 2 classic 50's greasers accosting another greaser. Just on the outside of the narrow area, there was an older couple, probably in their late 40s or 50s. As I start getting closer, the 2 greasers assaulting their buddy noticed me approaching and told the older people to get lost and shouted to me to turn around.
I didn't want to have to take the long way home so I kept approaching, the old people also didn't move. I finally reached the old people and kept walking toward these greaser oddballs into the narrow area. I now had their full attention, they turned toward me, including the 3rd who was just being shoved up against the fence and threatened. At this point I realized these guys were like 7 feet tall, though very skinny. Not wanting to get my ass kicked, I made the somewhat questionable decision to just start sprinting straight at them. They were not expecting this and didn't quite react until I was almost up to them. One lunged at me, another started running to try to catch me after I dodged the lunger. He only made it a few steps before he started wheezing and they shouted something about me being scared and cursing how fast I was going. I slowed back to a walk and turned to them to egg them on into chasing since I could tell I had the endurance on them, not just the speed. They did not give chase.
So the guy getting whooped joined the other two to try and whoop you? That is impressive