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[–] CDanger [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Never heard don't stick your dick in crazy?

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I threw that idea out the window years ago. I've had a girl call 911 from my phone and tell them her friend had just raped her in the hot tub. She did it because the other girl spilled her drink. I hung around with her for another 5 or so years until she finally found some beta male to marry her.

[–] CDanger [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Sounds like that Stacy is dealing with a bunch of beta orbiter cucks.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Well she was a stripper, but she was my neighbor who kept bringing girls over to my place who liked to be naked. All it cost me was a lot of avocado and bubble bath. They really liked eating guacamole while bathing at my place for some reason.