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[–] Butler_crosley 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

Maybe put a broccoli bikini on it? I know that's probably heresy in your cabbage loving world but it might entice him.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Broccoli is oddly the perfect shape for a butt plug, so maybe that would entice @mattvision if that was involved

[–] Mattvision 1 points (+1|-0)

No need to entice me. I bought my own sex doll so I don't need to attend sex doll orgies.