Loves Asparagus I'm having sooo much fun

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Hi Phucks!

Not gone, all's well.

Hi Phucks! Not gone, all's well.

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I canned blueberries all day. 48 quart jars of blueberry sauce and 36 of whole blueberries.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

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Can you just leave that other boy and come to me? A girl that does that is a keeper

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yesterday was 10 quarts of whole plum tomatoes and 24 of sauce.

Sorry, I'm his forever and ever. He's the most wonderful man I've ever met, and I've met quite a number of men.

There's a nice lady out there right now honing her canning skills, just waiting for you to whisk her away.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

With my luck, she'll probably be the type that uses pressure cookers to pasteurize the jars instead of doing it more manually

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