Fish and chip shop started doing kebabs and its half price for a few weeks. I decided to get a kebab. Walked there and it was fucking freezing, bloke in there said it would take "a while" so I said ok and sat down.
He neglected to tell me that the kebab was still frozen. The one other guy who was in there when I went in started telling a story about his mum being in hospital with pneumonia to another guy who walked in. Two more people who he knew walked in and I had to listen to the same story again. I hope she dies.
More and more people started to come in and about 20 people left with their food. Someone started staring at me because I wouldn't move along for them to sit down.
Got my kebab, seething with rage, but said nothing. Kebab was shit.
I hate this country.
Kebab..... the height of British Cuisine......