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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

But then I won't have any money left to tip the girls!

[–] Owlchemy [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

GoFundMe ... that'll help!

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

lol, love it!

[–] Owlchemy [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Just write it up as a real sob story of your needs at an airport. Maybe something along the lines of needing support titties when you fly. You gotta tug on them heart strings.