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That sucks. I had a friend get taken to the hospital once. Someone called the cops after he passed out while taking a piss in their front yard, on his way back from the store. The cops realized he was smashed and took him to the hospital.

Later that night he came back to the party. He woke up handcuffed to a bedrail in a hospital, but nobody around. So he disconnected the rail and brought it with him.
I just about died laughing when he came through my door in a hospital gown and handcuffs, holding a metal rectangle.
Didn't have to pay, but never got his clothes back.

I don't want to come right out and say "a person never needs to go to the hospital for alcohol", but a person never needs to go to the hospital for alcohol.
As long as those simple precautions are taken.

[–] TheRedArmy 4 points (+4|-0)

I don't want to come right out and say "a person never needs to go to the hospital for alcohol", but a person never needs to go to the hospital for alcohol.

I'm not saying you never need to go to the hospital for alcohol. But I'm not not saying it, either. :p