Money quote from another article:
More hilarity ensued on the day in question when Trump also grabbed at the steering wheel of his Secret Service driven vehicle probably mistaking it for pussy, in a slapstick moment of clickbait worthy journalism which many publications think deserves more focus than the substance of testimony laying bare Trump’s criminality.
I think everyone wishes this was true.
https://nitter.it/pic/orig/enc/bWVkaWEvRldZUXFFSVgwQUU3Zmt5LnBuZw==
Not quite.
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1541948911581102081