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[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

I've always been in favor of just calling everyone "it."

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

"Do you take 'it' to be your lawfully wedded 'person'"?

It just rolls off the tongue

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Alternatively, "fucko" is easily substituted for most pronouns I can think of.

"Have you seen John? Fucko walked off with my lighter."

"Has the mailfucko come today? I'm waiting on a package."

And so on.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yet, imperfections remain. Predictive keyboard tools developed by Google and Apple Inc (AAPL.O) propose the gendered “policeman” to complete “police” and “salesman” for “sales.”

OMG THE HORROR