Making the sandwich afterward? Maybe a nice back rub?
Here's the first line of the article:
I worked at a sex shop for seven years — one of those friendly, brightly lit storefronts that hired young feminists and queers with college degrees and great haircuts.
So sing-songy like it's something we can all identify with.
What, pay the fucking bills and take out the trash? Yea good luck finding that dildo.