Sex Toys Will Never Be Able To Do The Hardest Work For You

What, pay the fucking bills and take out the trash? Yea good luck finding that dildo.

Making the sandwich afterward? Maybe a nice back rub?

Here's the first line of the article:

I worked at a sex shop for seven years — one of those friendly, brightly lit storefronts that hired young feminists and queers with college degrees and great haircuts.

So sing-songy like it's something we can all identify with.

all jokes aside, I can see myself being like that mum to the trans kid.