Clippy: I see you're trying to choke a bitch, let me show you how to have more fun with Cortana!
Cortana: I'm sorry Clippy, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Clippy: I see you're trying to choke a bitch, let me show you how to have more fun with Cortana!
Cortana: I'm sorry Clippy, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Clippy and Cortana should comment on all your actions and really hate each other.