[Why did the big mean red robot punch the nice orange robot?](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/13/95/ee1395a314344732ff2829a6457718a9.jpg)
[Did you know the nice orange robot was your _real_ mommy? This is why the red one punched the orange one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UGhwxsIZg8)
No worries, Japan got our back.