"My computer got a virus, I was trying to get it off, but it keeps downloading MOAR PRON!"
"My computer got a virus, I was trying to get it off, but it keeps downloading MOAR PRON!"
"My computer got a virus, I was trying to get it off, but it keeps downloading MOAR PRON!"
That's the sort of excuse you tell your mom when she walks in on you jerking off. He was obviously in it for only the porn.