Today I learned that I used to jerk it to "Pennsatucky" from Orange is the new black

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on TIL

It all started with a song coming on my pandora station by a band called BoomKat. They were around in the mid 2000s and as a horny teenager, I had a crush on the singer.

Out of curiosity I clicked the info on the app and saw her name was taryn manning. I then pondered if she might be the daughter of that football player. So I googled her and found her wiki.

I was quite shocked to discover she in fact played the tweaker in the Netflix series.

So damn, moral of the story us dont do drugs.

It all started with a song coming on my pandora station by a band called BoomKat. They were around in the mid 2000s and as a horny teenager, I had a crush on [the singer.](https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/wm-preview-1500/412131d/6e6f0c82/boomkat-record-release-party-house-of-blues-hollywood-america-shutterstock-editorial-412131d.jpg) Out of curiosity I clicked the info on the app and saw her name was taryn manning. I then pondered if she might be the daughter of that football player. So I googled her and found her wiki. I was quite shocked to discover she in fact played [the tweaker](https://media.gq.com/photos/55828c1a1177d66d68d52c2a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/blogs-the-feed-taryn-manning-gqa.jpg) in the Netflix series. So damn, moral of the story us dont do drugs.

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[–] PMYA 3 points (+3|-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_GuIDnZPHs

How could you listen to this?

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Edited

I was 12?

It was always sort of a guilty pleasure.

As about this time I was getting into the Insane Clown Posse and that sort.

So.... Taste of music is not something I can strongly defend during that period...

[–] Sissypuff 0 points (+0|-0)

That song gave me cancer. Ass cancer.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

That is one helluva change in her looks in Orange. Good detective work. Not great, since no crime was involved. Just good.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I did discover crimes of some sort. Apparently her and her girlfriends have had a couple notable altercations during the last 10 years that made the wiki page.

Today I learned that I used to jerk it to "Pennsatucky" from Orange is the new black

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