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[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

Slow train coming: A brief look at siderodromophilia

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[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

siderodromophilia is a subcategory of Mechanophilia in which one is aroused by trains.

My friend was telling me about her coworkers recent date. It was the third date with a chick she was really digging on. So far everything had been going quite well. After a few drinks they got to talking about sex and the chick admitted to only being able to get off during sex by pretending she's a train.....

The coworker just sort of shambled through the rest of the date and never went on a fourth.

Now we are all left with SO many god fucking questions.

Does she make her partner wear an engineer hat?

Does she prefer to imagine her self as the engine or caboose?

Does she ask her partner to smack her caboose?

Does she build up to a climax with "chugga Chugga CHugga CHUgga CHUGga CHUGGa CHUGGA and than orgasm letting out a hearty CHOO CHOO

I have so many fucking questions.

I would have had to try and answer those question if I had been in that position.
I'm not convinced that I could get off while listening to that, but.. I think I can, I think I can..