On the plus side, keeping it elevated is a good excuse to flick people off. Unfortunately its really gross and wont stop oozing and I'm running out of bandaids.
[fortunately the nail took the brunt of it but all around the nail was hamburgerified and im definitely losing the nail >_>](https://youtu.be/Ig6MXx1jArE)
Oh jesus. On the sidewalk.
Ya, your finger probably looks like hamburger then.
Fuuuuuck.