Under Armour spacesuit to be worn by Virgin Galactic’s first space tourists

You can tell just by looking at it: that shit will definitely stop zero pressure from sucking your eyeballs out. And the $35 t shirts are in no way a sleazy marketing gimmick.

Each suit will also have a patch representing the passenger’s country, a name badge, as well as a clear pocket on the inside of the jacket, above the heart, to keep a photo of a loved one or some other memento during the trip.

This should be available on Earth clothing.

I hope they make these in XXXXL size, for the fatasses that want to see space, without looking through our atmopshere, before their hearts give out.