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I can know the secret.
Orbital Kinetic Cannon. Can destroy a city with a tungsten bowling-ball.

That's what I'd put in it, anyway.

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no, it was clearly made to feed on the numerous small, defenseless satellites thus completing the circle of life.

That's what it uses for ammunition. It eats Chinese satellites and then shits them out toward Russia at super-flatulent speeds.