Well, ramble.pw thrashes us when it comes to sheer lifelessness.
They have been closed to new users for a while now, but recently started signing people up again. I'm sure phuks is completely satisfying all your social media needs, and you have no time to invest in a dead free-speech-sympathetic alternative. Perhaps you can appreciate this note as an opportunity to feel superior.
https://phuks.co/s/copypasta/65420/phuks-is-dying