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[–] folly 4 points (+4|-0)

Broccoli is so delicious that people cook it accidentally. Like "Hey, I'm gonna cook some cabbage. Oh no! Look what I did (again). I accidentally cooked Broccoli instead of cabbage. Now I'll have to eat it, it's not right to waste food... onomnomnom!"

[–] jobes [OP] -1 points (+1|-2)

I secretly fold my cabbage leaves to look like broccoli so I can fool my hedonistic friends who like broccoli for whatever reason

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

How do you accidentally stir-fry brocolli? I think she did that maliciously!

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

It's like one of those bad dreams when you think you're doing something fun, then look down and realize you're standing in a pile of snakes or something

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yikes! That's a very, scary situation. The first indiana jones movie gave me terrifying snake dreams for months. I still can't even stand seeing a worm on the sidewalk, let alone a snake.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I like worms. I always feel bad killing them when digging up dirt in the garden. Snakes are a little weird still tho.