I secretly fold my cabbage leaves to look like broccoli so I can fool my hedonistic friends who like broccoli for whatever reason
It's like one of those bad dreams when you think you're doing something fun, then look down and realize you're standing in a pile of snakes or something
Yikes! That's a very, scary situation. The first indiana jones movie gave me terrifying snake dreams for months. I still can't even stand seeing a worm on the sidewalk, let alone a snake.
I like worms. I always feel bad killing them when digging up dirt in the garden. Snakes are a little weird still tho.
Broccoli is so delicious that people cook it accidentally. Like "Hey, I'm gonna cook some cabbage. Oh no! Look what I did (again). I accidentally cooked Broccoli instead of cabbage. Now I'll have to eat it, it's not right to waste food... onomnomnom!"