@Jobes is a tyrant who refuses to concede his presidency to me. I won the election fair and square, but he is violating an ancient Broccoli/Cabbage treaty that established SDBH as a neutral ground, and is instigating a race war!
Fear not, my people! This is where we will make our stand! For Broccoli! For Phuks! For DEMOCRACY!
More FUD from the broccoleasts.