Perhaps he first raises the glass
In OP's scenario, he's clearly a midget swiping clumsily at a glass on a bar or table far above him.
> Perhaps he first raises the glass
In OP's scenario, he's clearly a midget swiping clumsily at a glass on a bar or table far above him.
Perhaps in an obsessive-compulsive ritual, OPs first instinct is to lock his lips around the edge of the glass wherever it may lie, then lower and rotate his head in synchronicity with the rotation of the glass, so as to conserve the liquids gravitational potential energy for as long a possible.
Perhaps in an obsessive-compulsive ritual, OPs first instinct is to lock his lips around the edge of the glass wherever it may lie, then lower and rotate his head in synchronicity with the rotation of the glass, so as to conserve the liquids gravitational potential energy for as long a possible.
Perhaps he first raises the glass to eye-height, then deftly rotates it so that the opening lands gently on his lower lip. His nose is no impediment, having lost it in a gruesome childhood accident.