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Because all useful telescopes use mirrors, we’d never know if space vampires exist.

posted by ScorpioGlitch on ShowerThoughts

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Bite me. No, wait, don't do that.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Say, would you be so kind as to down a bottle of Bollinger La Grande Année 2007 between 9 amd 11 pm?

We'll see you around 11:30, my friend

:-)=

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Too late. Already downed it. Why, again?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Spoil sport! How do you think vampires get drunk?

By drinking the blood of drunken humans, of course!

But it's alright. You can just be a meal, instead, ;-)

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